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Man Shot Down Twice Today, Women Claim It's Him

What is a guy to do?
I'm here, I'm there.

I'm the one that people smirk at as I walk into the room. (13)
I'm the one that people glance at on the subway. (10)
I'm the one that doesn't know what's going on. (9)
I'm the one that stays up late finishing up articles. (10)
I'm the one that edits a sentence because the number of words are bothering me. (15)

I'm the one that finds a hidden poetry in an ordinary sentence.

Take the above five sentences, for example. A sort of symmetry that's good enough for me.

That's the kind of turn off I offer.

I'd make an excellent husband.

Chocolate World Causes Disaster for Others

Nothing lasts forever, but I'll try and make it last.
I don't believe in relationships that don't look like they could go anywhere.
That could be another problem for me.

I'm too busy looking for "the one".
Too busy looking for that perfect quality of paper to write on.
Too busy watching romantic comedies while talking on the phone with my friends while reading my company's newspaper.

Too busy correcting others mistakes.

Your hair is tilted.
Your attitude is messing with my atmosphere. [Doesn't sound right]
You don't treat me right.
Your article has a grammar problem.

Too busy checking for spelling mistakes to see anything else.

Too busy eating ice cream staring at the window to let the world pass me by.

Girl's Apology Letter Fails to Send, Man Blames Post Office for Breakup

"I'll send a letter to that girl asking her to be my own."
"Come ease the pain that's in my heart."
"Will I understand if she wants to be my friend?"

Though it doesn't matter.

"It's something unpredictable, though in the end it's right."
"I hope you had the time of your life."

Shit happens.

I can't say it wasn't meant to be because there's no such thing as fate.

Fate would mean you assume all the roads are already paved for you with other people's tax money and inspiration, you just have to walk on it.

Though some people drive on it.

In Lamborghinis.

Critic Gives Movie Two Thumbs Up! One's Depressed Look on Life entertains others!

In the end, you're the one that I want.

Though your path is made of dirt and mine of stone.

I seem to be stuck on mine.
Yours has no boundaries.