Drafted

I think it would be great to be a fictional character.

You'll always be there. People will read about you, hear about you.
Some will like you, some will hate you, but you won't mind.

Some people will like you and learn all there is to know about you.
Some will just know you.
Some will be obsessed with you.

Some will want you to be real so you could really talk to them.
Some will relate to you almost perfectly, like you were modeled after then.

As long as you stick to the right things, you won't die.

And if you die, everyone will miss you.
And when you die, you won't really be dead.
You'll just be buried in the pages you left behind.

There is no real drama. Everything will always be alright in the end.
Even Holden Caulfield knows what he's talking about.

Sometimes it will be predictable, and other times there will be a twist.
At least you'll have safety.

You don't have to worry about whatsername not liking you.
By the end, you'll be together, or at the very least, have an understanding on why it won't happen.

You won't be mad that it'll won't ever work out.

You don't have to worry about dealing with an enemy everyday.
By the end, he'll be dead, the terror gone, or at the very least, you'll have an understanding on why it happened.

You won't be mad that it didn't work out.

When they finally close the book, finish the movie, you're still there, lingering in people's imaginations, hopping from day dream to day dream.

By the end of the tale, you're free.