Saturday, January 23, 2010

Recipe Poem

School assignment...

Prepare materials:
Hardware, software, nerves, and curves
Measure with time, calendar recommended.
Pre-make calendar to prepare for the worst.
Build base with a previously made recipe
Friends and family found to work best.
Start with frustration, sprinkle angst.
Add the essence of intelligence.
Lace a pound of muscle, that’s all that’s needed.
Set up the heart for house and home.
One ounce of humor, allow room to expand.
Two cups of music scales for bone.
Eye of newt to increase normality.
Fill one stomach with butterflies
Make sure mind is secure.
Mute infatuation and white lies.
Scrape off darkness and despair.
24 inches of attention span.
Mix Eastern influence until blended.
Pour complete mixture into pan.
Heat with Fahrenheit until 98.6 degrees.
Let sit in front of Halo 3 for several days or until fully developed.
Best Served Sparingly, remember to say please.

2 comments:

Alyssa <3 said...

haha :)
This is great!
IDK the silliness of it, considering it is a recipe for life..made me laugh.
*sighh* musta got an A on this one :P

I told him, "I'm a monster" said...

HAHAH this was so cool! I can't wait to write one! I liked this part the most. It was all you; "Heat with Fahrenheit until 98.6 degrees.
Let sit in front of Halo 3 for several days or until fully developed.
Best Served Sparingly, remember to say please."

(: