Tramp Stamp (Is That Too Harsh?)

Dear "Sir" in quotations
Hello and salutations
It's a little repetitive
but I don't care

I know that you've been looking
But sorry, we're not cooking
It's just a recipe
Not meant to be

Dear Girl Across the Nation
I see that you're mistaken
For someone who's elated
But I don't care

I know that I've been looking
And I know that you're not working
Miss Number 9
Is all you'll be to me

History that I've made up
Is the problem child of
A Cheerleader, a geek,
and a rumor that was leaked

We will never try to start over
You are set in your ways to learn
A size zero and a half
Now your pictures make me laugh

Dear "Miss" in quotations
Hello and salutations
6 years later still
and I don't care

Stuck up in the middle
Ever since you were little
What did I ever imagine
Would evolve from you and me in the end?